I Want You Back

I think I just cheated on bikel jackson.

I had to borrow my roommate’s bike to pick up some vegan macaroni and cheese that Steeny P. made. I left bikel at work. I’ve never cheated on someone in my life but I’m sure it would feel like that.

At first, it was kind of exciting. I haven’t been on a single speed in a while and I really wanted to coast. Once I got on it… things immediately got weird. It just felt wrong! I don’t even like thinking about it. Well, I made it there picked up the goods and almost got doored on the way back which is kind of strange since I just watched and helped a dude that got doored last night.

Dear bikel,

I hope you’re okay sitting outside a parking lot locked to a blue fence. I miss you. I’m sorry I did that to you. That other bike means nothing to me. I hated every second of it. I don’t ever want to coast ever again. All I want is you. You handsome fixed gear son of gun.

I want you back.