December 2011
5 posts
5and7 asked: Hello, I just really needed to take a second to send you this quick message. I think you're probably one of the most beautiful guys I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm sorry if this makes you uncomfortable or anything like that, but I just had to tell you. I picture poped up on my dash today and it literally took my breath away, I couldn't believe just how quite stunning you...
“She got that good good. She Michael Jackson bad.”
– Lil’ Wayne
November 2011
6 posts
“When you go to the men’s room later, you’ll see a sign that says...”
– Norm Macdonald in reference to Gilbert Gottfried.
Room by Emma Donoghue
A Book Review In 10 Words Or Less.
Five-year-old in a room with a left boob.
October 2011
17 posts
I know what I'm going to be for Halloween!
It’s a secret. I have a week to pull this off.
WatchI like this angle but the sound quality isn’t the greatest.
I am now...
Twenty Sev.
1 tag
September 2011
9 posts
Alright With Me
I don’t do anything anymore… and that’s alright with me.
I’m just so tired. This new class wipes me out. I think I’ll have a new schedule soon which should help with the stress.
I just started watching Lost. That show rules. I’m in love with Kate.
I have one question though.
I’m fifteen episodes deep in the first season and even though they have been...
“Hand in glove. Always thought how we could be.”
– Alright With Me by The Jacksons
Different Kind Of Lady
This is my favorite song by The Jacksons. I love everything about it.
“I caught myself going girl shopping.”
Girl shopping?
I’ve been “dating” since June.
This was the 70’s, people. I think Michael knew about online dating before it was even possible.
Though, is that what I’m doing?
In a way it does feel like shopping. You look at a bunch of...
“If you want me, I’ll be there in a flash.
If you need me, well...”
– - Different Kind of Lady by The Jacksons
Think Twice
Thinking twice is quite the advice. (Accidental Rhyme)
This song has been stuck in my head recently. I’m not sure why because before today I haven’t listened to it in months. La Toya doesn’t tickle my fancy very often but this song rules. Trumpet solo blows me away.(It’s not that great I really just wanted to make the pun.)
I need to sit down and think things out. Then...
“Cause when you go there’s no coming back for more.”
– Think Twice by La Toya Jackson
August 2011
28 posts
Lisa, It's Your Birthday
Michael, it’s your birthday.
Happy Birthday, Michael.
“I wish you better than your heart desires and your first kiss from a boy.”
– Lisa, It’s Your Birthday by Michael Jackson (1991)
I Want You Back
I think I just cheated on bikel jackson.
I had to borrow my roommate’s bike to pick up some vegan macaroni and cheese that Steeny P. made. I left bikel at work. I’ve never cheated on someone in my life but I’m sure it would feel like that.
At first, it was kind of exciting. I haven’t been on a single speed in a while and I really wanted to coast. Once I got on it…...
“I want you back. Yes, I do now.”
– I Want You Back by The Jackson 5 (1969)
Love Comes In Different Flavors
This morning I went to CVS because I needed a new umbrella. CVS wasn’t open yet so I waited outside. Waiting with me was an old guy in a wheel chair with missing legs from the knees down. We talked for a little bit about umbrellas and where else I could find one. Eventually he asked me for some money so he could get something to eat. I told him I wasn’t going to just give him money but...
“I’d like to thank you folks for the recipe.”
– Love Comes In Different Flavors by The Jackson 5 (1970)
You Are Not Alone
I felt lonely for the past couple months but now things are getting much better. I’ve been seeing more of my friends, I’ve been making new friends, and I’ve been going on dates.
Yesterday, I went to work and I got drenched. I rode my bike in the pouring rain because I had plans to ride it later that night. I was meeting up with “Cartwheel” later and wanted to be...
“Something whispers in my ear and says that you are not alone.”
– You Are Not Alone by Michael Jackson (1995)
