One:
Today a 4-year-old girl asked me if I ride a “fixie”.
My reply, *huge smile* “Yes, …yes I do.”
Two:
A 9-year-old girl said, “Mr. Kevin, your beard is ugly. You look like a young rock star Santa Claus.”
A lot of the people from administration got a big kick out of that.
ryanpatrick:
Last night, my parents were looking for a Christmas program to watch on TV. My Mom found a TLC program called “Crazy Christmas Lights”. My Mom wasn’t sure what it was, but my Dad confidently and matter-of-factly stated it was an Adam Sandler movie. I almost did a soy milk spit take (dare I say the best kind of spit take) and then explained to him that he was referring to “Eight Crazy Nights”, a movie about a different December holiday.
Oh, man….I wish I was there for that one.
These four guys tried to steal bikel jackson… and I beat them with him. I wish I could remember more of it but that’s all I got.
My beard needs a shower.